Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Monday, June 11, 2007

wedding planning ? what do i know about that!?

is really hard when you are planning your wedding all the way from the other of the world.

  • there's
  • florist
  • photographer
  • make up artist
  • deco
  • banquets
  • wedding dress + tuxedo + bridesmaids dress + flower girls

oh my god!! wait? im not gonna have a chapel wedding so maybe i can cut flower girls off the list.

these two weeks im going around bridal store trying out dresses - took whole bunch of pictures too of coz, i dunno if it would be total appropriate to post them here and ask for opinions? Im buying dress from ebay and i ve received one cocktail dress!!! abit chinese feel with the red and white flower embrodery. It is beautiful!! only 128usd!

if i buy more wedding dress i will get more discount, good deal good deal, hey people out there, if u ever need any dress for any occasion, go to ebay and those taylors in china are really good and good price!!

anyway i came across this and is really cool. Im so impressed with the technology please do go have a look - is worth while.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid932579976/bclid932553050/bctid933742930

this is a rather funny one
http://www.1-click.jp/

please do check them out!

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Pittbull Vs Porcupines - Dont try to be tough!

A Pit bull decided he would battle a Porcupine in back of his house here in Southern California.
But being both brave and stupid, he ultimately learned the hard way that he can't always win, no matter how tough you are...
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A vet sedated the dog, and then removed a total of 1,347 quills.
The dog survived, and hopefully learned a valuable lesson.......

Don't mess with Porcupines !!!


Play Paris's game online

http://www.gsn.com/minigames/minigame.php?id=20

how "fun" !!!


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I cant believe they actually said this in court

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
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Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
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Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
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Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
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Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
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Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, Sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?
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Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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Q: You were not shot in the fracas?
A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Monday, April 23, 2007

for those who are getting married......here's a warning!

For those single guys who's terrified of marriage, or for those who are "this" close to a wedding bell .....
(like zewt - which congratulations by the way =p)
Here's a perfect example - boys, fill this up and submit it 3 working days prior to the actual night out.
your application will be evaluated and approval/denial will be granted via email (with conditions apply)
Click to enlarge



For "wife's night out application form", unless your babies got back like this....


or this.....

Otherwise, the application form is just as below and submission deadline is - right before going out....

yea huh, it is unfair, thats why we ladies prefer marriage

Are we women really so hard to deal with? Seriously we been hearing alot of these stereotype towards us!!! GRRRRRR!!

Did we create the stereotype or did the stereotype make us what we believed?

NOW that is the question!

Its the same as the supermodel phenomenal - we read fashion magazine, we let them tell us what a beaty look like. If any of you watch "Phat Girl" you will know what I mean.

Im not sure if this is true, but according to that movie - In Africa, men adore chubby women, the bigger they are, the more attractive the men will find them. If a beauty propaganda started off like this, there wouldnt be any of those eating disorders in this world (aneroxia or bulimic)- there will be none of those cases where supermodel starved to dead!!

but come to think about it, if that was the case, wouldnt there be more ppls(esp girls) suffering from disease that caused by obesity? ( heart attack, high blood pressure, stroke, etc...)

Either way, it will be bad, guess moderation is the best solution to everything! dont you think?

I know i promised the Horat video but im super busy today, giving the last push b4 last exam tomorrow, be patient pls......sorry! ook back to study! wish me luck...